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If I attempted that, I would probably end up having a fever dream resembling an LSD trip, where geometric designs danced in my sight line to the tune of some obscure Pink Floyd tune, like Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

I admire your perseverance and they do look very cool. When I couldn't get the sides of my decks to line up with the gunwales, I stopped using them, so now I have deckless canoes, but the grab handles are sanded, at least, and once they get banged around a bit, they get dark spots on them, which greatly enhances the mediocrity.

I bought my wife a bunch of really original Valentine's presents, and a neighbourhood couple was visiting. We didn't know that he had not bought her anything, so my wife was showing the gal her nifty presents, and the neighbour lady's face kept getting darker. She gave her husband a very evil look and he said "hey hold on, I caught you four walleye out ice fishing for your Valentines present", at which point she growled at him "They are still in the sled, frozen and uncleaned". Later that night, my pal said to me "why do you have to wreck it for all men, dial that sh!t back". I'm not saying your canoe decks are in the Valentine's present orbit, but.....well.....you're making us all look bad, LOL!
 
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