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The $100K Canoe Builder Is Back In The News

Complete with knots and gynormous freaking decks!!

Old E.M. White canoes had brass cut waters, but they were much more refined.
 
I wish I knew a moron or two who would pay me $100K to build them a cedar strip canoe!

It's all in the marketing. Mr. Preszler was the CEO of a prestigious Long Island vineyard. Have you ever heard these winos expound on the aroma complexities of spoiled grape juice?
 
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