Poll: How much sex have you had in a canoe?

[Glenn MacGrady]

I sex were baseball, what's the biggest hit you ever got? First base is a kiss. You know what a home run is. I leave second and third base to personal interpretation. War stories are welcome, assuming this thread doesn't incur moderatus interruptus. Personally, I never played the game.

 

[alsg]

I had Budweiser once, does that count?

 

[yknpdlr]

I had Budweiser once, does that count?

yeah, according to the old joke for those of us who like good strong beer, making love in a canoe and Bud or most any Americanized beer, both are F....ing close to water.

 

[red langford]

Do you mean with someone else? Or solo?

 

[Alan Gage]

Is this the real reason you wanted a more stable poling canoe?

Alan

 

[sweeper]

yeah, according to the old joke for those of us who like good strong beer, making love in a canoe and Bud or most any Americanized beer, both are F....ing close to water.

If you are referring to mass-produced swill beer I would agree and there's plenty on both sides of the border. I live in the Pioneer Valley of Western Mass which is Craftbeer heaven. I don't see how the area supports so many great breweries.
I did have one Bud this century, an old Canadian Logger called me over and handed me one. The conversation was well worth it.

 

[Mason]

Not enough.

 

[LanceR]

Getting very far with this would be purely aspirational as someone would have to climb over the gear and I'm not as flexible as I once was. And we're a decade or more past the "anytime, anywhere" kind of stuff.

Horses, a cliff ledge during a climb, department store changing room and snowmobiles; yup....canoes; no.....

Lance

 

[sweeper]

These days thwarts would need to be removed and the canoe on dry land

 

[alsg]

Great article about courting canoes here.

Bringing the Canoes to Life: “Joy-tub” – Canoes for Courting

Long before there were movie theatres, roller rinks or drive-ins teenagers courted in canoes. During the early 1900s young men would take their best girl canoeing for romance and the opportunity to…

canoemuseum.wordpress.com

At the end of there are statistics about the percentage of Canadians who admit to having had sex in a canoe. Suffice it to say our Canadian friends are not bringing up the rear in that department! Or should I say, they ARE bringing up the rear in that department?

 

[Sweetfancymoses]

Every attempt got thwarted.

 

[canoeswithduckheads]

It's an Icthy, Sticky, Dangerous Game

Well, I'd like to say here that I've "played that game,"
but those diamonds-in-the-rough of S-glass can abrade,
when as you're roundin' first and she's screamin' "Just a second,"
unplanned shortstop throws you out from the next bag that had beckoned.

So you struggle for re-entry (your base path never touchin' third)
when suddenly a muskellunge that thinks you've flashed at it the bird
takes the bait, so-to-speak, you're screamin' "Fish-count ain't no fun!"
as you piddle-paddle back towards home it's more a limp than it's a run.

 

[yellowcanoe]

Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance:
Pay Attention to the following.

Riley’s Bait – Dave Hadfield

 

[Larry650]

I fell out of a canoe once and shouted some four letter words that are considered a crude description of sex. That's about it.

 

[scoutergriz]

been there, done that, maybe that's why my back is screwed now...

 

[Glenn MacGrady]

"A cheeky 2013 poll conducted by Playtex and Environics revealed nearly one in 10 of us had committed some manner of sex in a canoe."

"Geraldo Rivera claimed to have had relations with Margaret Trudeau in a boat of some sort in New York’s Central Park, a tale Trudeau denied."

You know that Canadian myth about having sex in a canoe? Well, about that . . .

We love our canoes. But making love in a canoe is rare — and no, it’s not part of the citizenship test. First in a series about Canadian myths.

www.thestar.com

 

[lowangle al]

I got caught with my pants down in a row boat one time. Do my canoe motif bed sheets count?

 

[stevet]

Not in the canoe but the campsite is another matter.

 

[SouthernKevlar]

I was in my canoe, a decked whitewater C-1, and kissed a girl who was in a kayak. Does that count?
I did end up marrying her.

 

[jdeerfoot]

Not in the canoe but next to it on the kneeling pad, so it was pretty close.