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I saw on USPS Tracking that the seat was “Out for delivery”, and was waiting mask in hand to walk out to greet the mail lady. Instead it was a young guy in a truck, who came bouncing down my rough dirt drive like he was leading the Daytona 500. He quickly left the box leaning against my truck and fled back up the driveway at the same speed. I was just walking out the door and, as he hurriedly drove away, he gave me a weird look of mixed concern and disgust.
Note this is now plural, “seats”. I was expecting only one, but received three. Custom seats; all with laminated frames and wide-body 10” x 20” webbing area, one flat bench with a fat-derriere extended half circle on the back frame, one full contour, one with a contoured front rail and flat back rail. Simply gorgeous craftsmanship and finishing.
I will have to take some photos. And, despite previously saying that I didn’t even have a canoe in which to install a new seat, eh, we have a dozen solo boats with webbed seats not half this nice; I’ll be swapping seats soon.
There was a large Covid-19 label on the box, which at first glance I took to be some new USPS notice. Until I looked more closely and read the following:
Self-administered Covid-19 Testing Kit
Your mother was right; a rectal read is more accurate
Kit includes:
And I guess I got got.
Note this is now plural, “seats”. I was expecting only one, but received three. Custom seats; all with laminated frames and wide-body 10” x 20” webbing area, one flat bench with a fat-derriere extended half circle on the back frame, one full contour, one with a contoured front rail and flat back rail. Simply gorgeous craftsmanship and finishing.
I will have to take some photos. And, despite previously saying that I didn’t even have a canoe in which to install a new seat, eh, we have a dozen solo boats with webbed seats not half this nice; I’ll be swapping seats soon.
There was a large Covid-19 label on the box, which at first glance I took to be some new USPS notice. Until I looked more closely and read the following:
Self-administered Covid-19 Testing Kit
Your mother was right; a rectal read is more accurate
Kit includes:
- Adjustable inspection mirror
- Assorted anal swabs (S – XXXL)
- Silicone leakage plug
- Step by step “How to” video of proper swabbing technique
- Discreet prepaid return mailer.
And I guess I got got.