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[Paddlinhal]

As I age, those long crossings are getting tougher. Looking for a center toilet like this. I especially like the waterproof toilet roll holder. Where can I get one?

 

[lowangle al]

I don't know where you can get one, but when you find one you'll know where to take one.

 

[M Clemens]

I confess, my dumps would not be so dainty. I would need something more substantial.

 

[Robin]

Contact Mike McCrea, he’s probably got something like that already made up.

 

[eckilson]

Too funny.

 

[Gamma1214]

I'm wondering if you'd need a bilge pump or just dump (again) on the portage?

 

[Neophyte]

I’m thinking you just put hole in the bottom like an outhouse. Then you won’t have to empty it.

 

[Boatman53]

Definitely double check the latch before hoisting over your head for a portage.
Jim

 

[Glenn MacGrady]

@memaquay perhaps can be moved to explain how the big loads he takes on moose hunting trips don't result in big canoe dumps. Here's one of his past photographic excretions:

 

[yknpdlr]

those old Sears Roebuck catalog glossy pages were rather waterproof.

 

[ScottS]

I recently converted a bilge pump into a bidet. I can send you instructions if you can't figure it out on your own.

 

[scoutergriz]

I don't know where you can get one, but when you find one you'll know where to take one.

don't you mean "take two"???

 

[scoutergriz]

I’m thinking you just put hole in the bottom like an outhouse. Then you won’t have to empty it.

but that would mean upstream paddles only, I don't think they make a filter THAT wouldn't plug...