How to recruit new canoe paddlers?

[Steve in Idaho]

There's always warm, sunny, uncrowded white sand beaches you could offer for next winter. After she commits let her know you'll be going to Cape Sable in the Everglades. Don't mention the mosquitos, noseeums, raccoons or American crocodiles. We've had our hardships down there, but my wife kept going back.

The giant toothy lizards are a problem. She's already seen them up close. Perhaps with a big enough boat.....