-"And the doctor is in. Please tell me Roz who is our first caller?"
-"Doctor Crane, we have Al from Alaska."
-"Hello Al from Alaska. I am listening."
-"Thanks for taking my call doctor Crane. Um. I am happily married. Very happily. But when my wife and I go canoeing her additional ballast in the bow makes for trim problems."
-" I beg your pardon?"
-"Er, she is a bit of a load sitting in the front ,she makes the canoe sink a touch lower up there. Not good for canoeing."
-" Oh, I see. Have you tried switching places?"
-"She likes it up there, called the bow, and I prefer it in back., called the stern. Any suggestions?"
-" Well Al. Maybe you haven't tried to switch places hard enough."
-" I don't know what you mean?"
-" No doubt sitting in back, you call it the stern?...well perhaps back there you have plenty of time and perspective to reconsider the reality of your situation, and maybe a few daydream wistful wishes cross your mind? Ever think of, say, a Gaga or a Kardashian as an ideal canoe partner instead? Lighter in all the right places perhaps? And of course she might have a few daydreams of her own?"
-"No no no! Never! Well, the thought has crossed my mind, yes, but only in a passing moment of weakness. But having another partner isn't the solution. Not at all. Good God doctor! My problem isn't so serious as to completely screw up both our lives! It is just a small problem. I was just looking for some expert advice."
-"A small problem you say? And what was the small problem again?"
-" Sorry doctor Crane, I can't seem to remember what it was?"
-"Who's the next caller Roz??"
Just having a bit of fun Al from Alaska. Please take no offence. We have all been in your position in life, and so have our partners, so none of us can judge. It sounds to me like you only have a boat trim situation regarding your gear, but you have the ideal life-paddling partner. Count yourself lucky indeed. Gear can be traded and upgraded, but life partners are to keep. I truly hope you and yours have countless more seasons to paddle together. And enjoy the view! It. Is. Priceless.