Have a LIKE mem, there ya go! I can relate to all those rewards. Our kids have a few plastic shiny trophies for their team having placed 7th among 6 others. A long time ago and far away when I was a lad there was such a thing as failure. No wait, that's not where I was going. I meant to say there was such a thing as Field Day. Our little public school shut down for a day of athletics and games, different coloured ribbons handed out to 1st, 2nd,3rd and 4th place competitors. I vaguely remember having one or two. Let's see if I can remember the colours: 1st-red, 2nd- blue, 3rd-yellow, 4th-white. If we really wanted to keep Doug up at night we could demand coloured bars? He'd have a field day.
On a more cynical note, we could run a black market selling red bars under the table, or a protection racket for likes. Or as mem says we can just lower the bar (so to speak) and let everybody win-win.