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Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank?

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Because they always wash up on shore.
 
I was camped with a friend on the Snake River in Idaho. We were close to the water in an ideal spot near a rapid. The weather was hot that night, so the upstream dam released more water for the high electrical demand. It seemed kind of damp in the tent. Then at about 0400 I woke up in a wet sleeping bag. We put the camp in the canoes and headed for higher ground. We were sitting in lawn chairs above the river drinking a Budweiser, with our sleeping bags hanging in the trees. My friend turns to me and says: "It's a good thing their are no women on this trip."
 
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