Why are Red Canoes Faster?

[Glenn MacGrady]

I mean, what's the physics or ontology of the phenomenon?

 

[Sweetfancymoses]

The iconic red canoe. See bullet point six. Because of bullet point four I'm off to the haberdasher

 

[MyKneesHurt]

It's a basic point of astronomy. Redshift dictates that objects that appear red are moving away from us at very high speeds.

 

[Roybrew]

Insurance cost more for red canoes

 

[Gerald]

Red is the color of choice for men with high testosterone.

From Google search:

What color is most attractive to men?


Red. It will come as no surprise that red - the color of seduction and passion - is one of the top colors men like to see women wearing. There is plenty of science behind it, too. Red clothes have been scientifically proven to make women appear more attractive to men.Mar 26, 2022

 

[Mason]

Red is the color of choice for men with high testosterone.

Sort of works for those of us with low testosterone, too.