Proper canoe tripping gitch

[memaquay]

Years ago, Odyssey fed me some really scorching Bannock. Some of you have heard of it before. I believe I may have retired a pair of gitch later that night. I was very surprised today to receive a wonderful present in the mail from Odyssey! He knew I didn't have proper tripping glitch, so he sent me some new ones!

I don't believe I have ever had a proper pair of tripping gitch! Thanks so much! It gives new meaning to Hot Sauce! And to Frank!
But wait, there's more!

A cornucopia of Spam! Turkey Spam, Bacon and Egg Spam, Hot and Spicey Spam! I tell you what, if I'm wearing my Spam Trippers, I will beat all of you in a race, you side switchers, you Dirty Double Bladers, you bent shaft wannabes - no hope for youse! I will await your arrival at camp with a cold handled frying pan full of sizzling Spam, and like it or not, the losers have to eat!

Alan, I'll save the Bulgur spam for you, closest thing to vegetarian I could find.

I also received a mystery bag.


But I'm on to Odyssey's tricks. He's trying to get me to befoul my new tripper gitch before I even get them on a trip. Never will anything pepper like from Odyssey pass my lips again.

Seriously though Brad, thanks for the wonderful laughs and great gitch, I'm gonna try out the Spam ones tomorrow.

I wonder if any other canoe trippers have tripping gitch as nice as mine?

 

[jdeerfoot]

I have nothing like yours but I did have a nice pair from the Jameson distillery. Unfortunately, it has gone missing, probably lost in my overly large (for two elderly residents) house, like a number of other things.

But I do have some old quick-dry polypro underwear that I am still fond of using. My trip mates complain about this, telling me that it has become semi-transparent. But it dries very quickly.

 

[Odyssey]

Oh here we go, give a guy some high-tech gotchies and now we're all in trouble. I never intended to give you an unfair advantage over us luddites,
I only wanted to introduce you to some gitch bling and maybe settle up for the bannock burn. Butt I think we're even.
BTW, those corn chips are a tad spicy. Crumble them on a pizza or even in a burger, but whatever you do be careful. We can't return the Spam/Frank's speedos.

 

[Gamma1214]

Those look too nice to cover up and might make fine single-layer attire for a trip to the local Walmart or Canadian Tire.

I have no tripping skivvies (single-layer outers for me) and no fears of transparency. I trip solo so I bathe like an animal and I don't see mooses (meeses?) wearing boxers.

I second the caution on those chips... They're brutal.