I think I "win" although I'm not sure it's something to be proud of.
On/in my PFD, an ESEE Izula 2.6" fixed blade and a Leatherman Wave Multitool
On my belt I have a 4" fixed blade Koster Bushcraft in a dangler sheath. In a pocket I keep a "Farmer" Swiss Army Knife.
I also brought a Bob...