Why am I the only one in a Canoe?

jdeerfoot said:

Sounds like the typical donation canoe offered to the local nature center.

Maybe your friend should have offered to haul it off for free (that would be a fair price). At least he could have tried canoeing and if he didn’t like it he could borrow my sawzall.

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memaquay said:

Hmmmmmm.....going to have to respectfully disagree with you on that one. Here's a few reasons- all in good fun of course.

*A kayak looks like a brightly coloured plastic suppository that escaped from the Joly Green Giant's medicine cabinet.
*A kayak is what happens when a canoe and a recycling bin have a baby.
*Give a member of the opposite sex the choice between climbing into a cedar strip canoe, or a piece of floating Tupperware that tries to swallow you whole....well, I think the choice is obvious.
*A canoe carries camping gear, fishing gear, and weeks worth of supplies. A kayak can barely carry the emotional baggage of its owner.
*The only way a kayak is sexier than a canoe is if you're attracted to recycled milk jugs.

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Alan Gage said:

Heck no. I feel sorry for whoever gets stuck in the tandems!

Alan

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Idiot Savant said:

When using a double bladed paddle, you get less water in kayak than a canoe

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