I don't know all that much about taste. Hold on a minute, let me start over. I don't know all that much about flavours and such, given some of the foods I eat you'd understand. However I've expanded my tastebud borders quite a bit since I was a young unfussy child. I ate anything. Well, except liver and onions. My mom kept trying to convince me "You're really missing something here. You see, it all depends how you cook it. You have to gently fry the milk-marinated liver in butter and onions, gently gently; then it's marvellous! Here, try some." I'd be a sucker and try some again...Aaaacck!!. My mom's baby blue eyes would dance as she coaxed me into agreement "Doesn't that taste lovely !?"
So this past May I was gazing into the dazzling baby blue eyes of a young beautiful sales lady standing elegantly across the counter urging me to try some mead "You're really missing something here. Try it. You'll love it." Miranda and I were in a honey operation in the foothills of Alberta wandering through the product line. Soap. Candles. Candy. Post Cards. Doo-dads. I'd been much happier outdoors soaking up the view of rolling hills with a backdrop of mountains, but it seems "my opinion was needed" indoors. Over across the room there was a bar set up offering sampling of the nearly two dozen kinds of mead for sale. My wife was on her third little sip test while I wasn't having any, no thank you. But then the blue-eyed glamour queen purred "This one here tastes smokey and dry, very much like scotch." A honey wine that tastes like scotch? Bloody hell, she's really scraping the bottom of the wine barrel if she thinks I'll fall for that. So purely out of spite I tried some. Wow. The gal was right. It did taste kinda like whiskey or scotch. Line 'em up, give this boy some room. I need to try some others. Fair enough, the others tasted aaacck, but that other one was quite good. So I bought a bottle. My tastebud borders had been expanded a little bit that day. Weird infused flavours can deliver something marvellous, sometimes. But I don't care how pretty your baby blue eyes are, I still hate liver and onions.