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    Jokes and Laughter for the Day

    THE PURIST by Ogden Nash I give you now Professor Twist, A conscientious scientist, Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!" And sent him off to distant jungles. Camped on a tropic riverside, One day he missed his loving bride. She had, the guide informed him later, Been eaten by an...
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    Flatus Status, or the Insensible Flatus Monitor

    "So there I was, a med student on the general surgery service. It’s 6 AM and we’re rounding as a group: students, residents, fellows, and the attending. The other student is presenting. "We had learned that it was very important to the surgeons to know whether the patients had started passing...
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    My 60th Birthday Tripping Cake

    Remarkable! That cake deserves a post in the Canoe Art thread.
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    National Boy Scouts Day

    My post #4 above is the sanitized version. Here is an example of other skills Scouting taught me: When I was in 11th grade, my buddies and I were old enough to have driver's licenses. One Memorial Day weekend our troop had a 3 day camping trip. I rode to camp with my friends, John and Chris...
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    Bird Management

    Lacking covered storage, we have canoes on outdoor racks. The birds find them ideal nesting sites. We used rubber snakes for a while, but after a couple years the birds figured out they were not real and therefore not a threat. We have plenty of real snakes, but for some reason they do not...
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    Jokes and Laughter for the Day

    "Cats, as a class, have never got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshiped as gods." --P.G. Wodehouse
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    ISO Lightweight solo canoe

    Thanks, Ewetah. Utah is a bit far from Virginia, so I am still looking. Good luck with your sale.
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    How much have you paddled this year?

    Only once, and for less than a mile. 😢 But it was on tidal water, San Domingo Creek at Saint Michaels, MD during the Mid Atlantic Small Craft Festival. Photo is my wife at the same spot several years ago. I sold two canoes to raise $$ as part of the long term plan to acquire a lightweight...
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    Felt safe until now

    Our driveway is 600 feet long, and the entrance is mostly obscured by trees. Our neighbors are trustworthy and we live in a low crime area. We do not lock the doors when we are at home, but do when we are gone overnight. This exercise is really mostly futile, because there are several...
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    Virginia Tech Whitewater Helmet Ratings

    "A total of 39 whitewater helmets have been rated using the STAR evaluation system. Our impact tests evaluate a helmet's ability to reduce linear and rotational acceleration of the head from a range of whitewater and paddle sport head impacts." These folks are excellent engineers, but they...
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    Felt safe until now

    The suspect is in custody. https://www.mynbc5.com/article/new-york-anthony-bechand-captured-homicide/68075144
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    Stambaugh Sailing Skiff Build in Virginia Mountains

    Today at long last I installed the little forward deck, which is a major structural component. Dispensing PL Premium with a manual caulking gun is not kind to my arthritic hands. So I applied the adhesive with a pneumatic caulking gun. IIRC it cost $75 from Home Depot a couple years ago. I...
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    ISO Lightweight solo canoe

    Still looking.
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    Over Maximum Load

    Backpackers use Excel spreadsheets to develop a gear checklist and calculate weights. We can easily adapt the spreadsheets for canoe use. Here is one example https://www.poweredbytofu.com/backpacking-gear-list-spreadsheet/ I made my own, which seems to have disappeared when I tried to back up...
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    Black Cherry Phoenix

    Your canoe really looks sharp! Now you have to paint your truck to match.....
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