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Now all we need is for Mike M to start a thread about take-out misadventures. Hint hint.
Dammit Brad, 30 years of group trips, I don’t even know where to start.
The friend who overshot the take out by 3 bridges, ending up past where the thermal imaging S&R helicopters were looking?
The friend who successfully completed every mile of an insanely windy and extremely challenging trip, one of the three out of twelve guys who refused to give up (AndyS) and did the whole trip, only to hit a deer with his car 2 miles from the take out.
The paddler I invited, although I knew him only thought his reputed inter-net fame. Who quit one mile (and an hour of us waiting for him to “catch up” that mile) into a trip, and then threatened that his wife would have sued me if he had drown. In 2 feet of water.
My personal best: Locking 5 sets of keys in the van at a remote take out. Yes, five sets of keys; my primary set, my wife’s primary set, both our PFD pocket spares and a freaking fifth key in my essentials bag. I loaded all of the gear in the van, moved it three feet to facilitate loading the canoes and tossed my keys on the dash as I shut the door.
The door shut with the keys in midair and the remote landed on the door lock button.
More of a put in misadventure, the folks who couldn’t get their crap together on a weekend of rivers car camper.
This happened every dang year and I had grown tired of it.
I need to use the bathroom. I forgot to pack a lunch. Wait, I need to drive car as well? Sundry if well explained shuttle misconceptions. Every time one missing paddler came back to the row of idling cars another found some reason to wander off. ARRGGHHH!
I finally drove off after 30 minutes of waiting them. I had warned them repeatedly that I was going. They finally got on the road 20 minutes behind the main group and asked the local outfitter, whose shop was our take out, were we would probably be putting in.
The outfitter, who admittedly did know me from past trips, sent them an additional bridge upstream, something he knew we had, rather stupidly, attempted a few times in the past.
That additional river section featured wayyy to many huge cypress strainers to count and they spent 12 solid hours, well into darkness, battling their way through. The good part was that they were all dang well ready to go on time next trip.
Another put in adventure. The Aussie visitors who drove my beater loaner truck, racked with my beater loaner boats, several hours away to a put in, marveling at the honks and thumbs up they received on the highway. Crikey folks here are friendly.
They had no idea the tailgate sported a freshly made sign reading “Poor White Trash Canoe Club”. That sign made the surreptitious rounds for several years to come.
Maybe the most memorable was a could-have-been-ugly take out. I organized a novice group trip on the Monocacy River. I had over time paddled the entire length of that gentle river and “knew” every good put in and take out. We set a shuttle with the needed boat-toting cars at the take out and had a delightful group float.
At the end of the float we loaded all the boats and gear and drove up to the road to find a now padlocked gate across the access. Well dang. . . .
I had a set of bolt cutters in my truck (still do), which was unfortunately one of the vehicles at the put in. I hitch hiked back (great, memorable ride) and got my truck. One of the guys who stayed behind remembered seeing a “Yard Sale Today” sign a few miles away during that morning’s shuttle. He walked there and bought a used hacksaw for what pocket money he had collected.
He and I arrived back at the take out simultaneously, to find the farmer who owned the gate, lock, land and road with his key in the padlock, freeing our companions.
He was a wonderfully friendly old guy. He told us where he lived, just let him know anytime we wanted to use the access road, here’s my phone number, glad to see you all enjoying the river.
A wonderfully friendly old guy, who knew all the local rumor and history. A talker, the sort I usually relish.
The conversation might have been more enjoyable if I hadn’t had been grasping at my groin in an attempt to hold onto a pair of bolt cutters stuffed down my pant leg. Although he might have felt pity for me as I stiff legged around, an apparently herniated cripple.