Pants?

[Odyssey]

I once bought some sierra design quick dry pants, they were on sale at the store for about ten bucks. Thought they were a great buy, till I got in the bush and found out they were women's pants. There was a difference, I was very stylish, but the seam went right up the middle to the zipper, vertically, not horizontally, causing a very uncomfortable "parting of the ways".

Hmm, I was just reading about gussetting. Doing a gusset retailoring might've fixed your discomfort, I don't know.
At least you were stylish, you'll always have that.

I'm still in the early learning stages of premeditated extramarital sewing. Not entirely sure I want to go there, but wouldn't mind the success of coming up with my own Poorboy Piragis'. Frugal Fjallravens?